Humor

Clearly, I’m Not Cool

Celebrities are people, right? They may be more well-known because of their profession, but still just people. It’s a little silly to get star struck over seeing another person. I wouldn’t act weird around a celebrity. I would be cool. Then this happened: My ticket is scanned and I walk into the venue. A program […]

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The Unexpected Benefit of Tubeless Toilet Paper

For years the cardboard tube in the middle of a roll of toilet paper has confounded us. The empty tube has little use and is often discarded unless you are crafty or have kids. What do we do with it? Toilet paper manufacturers responded by creating tubeless toilet paper and advertise it as a way

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The Attack of the Fly

The Attack of the Fly

No, this isn’t the title of a sci-fi short story. This post is based on actual events. Here you will find a completely accurate and detailed account of what happened on the morning of June 16. Read at your own risk. It began like any other morning. My alarm went off and I hit snooze.

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Fitness Update

Fitness Update: By the Seat of my Pants

There are few things I hate shopping for worse than pants. Most women might immediately respond with bathing suits, but I disagree. Life does not require bathing suits. You may not need one for years. But, pants, yeah, they are pretty much a necessity. Women’s pants aren’t as straight forward as men’s. Men just go

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The Great Locker Key Mystery

The Great Locker Key Mystery

If I have a choice, I will almost always choose to run outside. Not only because I prefer the great outdoors to a stifling gym, but also because running on the treadmill is so boring. Most of the time. One day I decided to run at the gym. I don’t remember why, but I was

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